me: did you see any scary movies when you were little that really terrified you?
co-worker: yep - fievel goes west.
me: bwhahaha; i meant like nightmare on elm street.
co-worker: fievel was all alone - that shit was scary. that and all dogs go to heaven.
co-worker: yeah - that dog went to hell!
it’s friday night and i’m in bed at 9:30, by choice. i’ve got a very important sleep date with ambien. only 3-4 hours of sleep last night was rough-i can’t do it again. a few years ago i would just be leaving the house to meet up with friends at the bar. it’s funny how priorities change. there’s been a few nights were i really wanted to go out and get crazy...
more clues i work in the wrong industry
while watching a power point presentation during an internal meeting (as if that’s not bad enough), i hear what is being said but am too upset by the 3 hideous fonts used in the same slide to actually care. times new roman is bad enough but add ariel and garamond and it just looks awful. the worst part is that they were used accidentally because they just don’t notice the difference....
finally got a good belly laugh from anders!
whenever i find a really cute vintage or cheap baby girl outfit i buy it even though i don’t have a baby girl and won’t be trying to get pregnant for at least another 3 years. is that weird?
you know what's awesome?
finding a really old friend on instagram, looking at all their pics, accidentally hitting the like button on a totally random picture, panicking, unliking, feeling like a complete stalker, and then getting followed by that person the very next day. coincidence? yeah, i think not. i totally got caught creeping. apparently it doesn’t matter how quickly you unlike something, they’ll...
i was just showing my co-worker some recent pics of anders. while looking at them she said - wow your mom looks like a lesbian there, like that other woman’s her wife, haha. i ignored the comment but wanted to say - how do you know she’s not?
today i sent melissa of dear baby this question: hi! i’m curious how you feel about being a working mom & brent a sahd. my husband is self-employed & takes care of our baby part-time. i’m a working mom & earn a larger income. i’m so grateful to be employed, able to support my family, & not have to send my baby to day care, but honestly, it’s killing me. i...
just one more reason why i want to be a stay at...
today i asked my mom to give my 8 month old yogurt (which he’s only had twice) for lunch or a snack. she decided to feed him activia over the yo baby organic yogurt which were side by side in the fridge. i see lots of poop in my future.