I hate Seinfeld.
lemdi: I always have. I still do. It’s worse than reality TV. I do not care whether or not this opinion is in any way popular. me too! everyone gives me such a hard time about it too.
soooo, i wonder how long my zipper has been down. awesome.
Meet Darius, the world’s biggest rabbit →
lifetheuniverseandeverything: areza: newfilosofee: areza: He’s 50 pounds, 4’3” inches long. Still think rabbits are cute, Cara? HEY CARA! Meet areza he’s 6’4 1/2 and can’t reach the cheese in his frigde, Still think Persians are cute? That’s what I have Hobbits like you for… to get stuff out of the bottom of the fridge. 1) That bunny is almost as big as I am (I’m 5’2”). And bunnies...
People who get up early in the morning cause war, death and famine.– Banksy (via frtyfv)
How to cuddle with an elephant seal →
phrequency: reamien: cutest thing ever! this really is quite insane and something i would totally let happen!
would have loved to checked out the sketchbot custom show at my plastic heart.
i missed you guys. i took about 1300 photos in 2 weeks and derek took about 300. of course i want to edit every single one (re-size, crop, & color correct) by saturday. i must be insane. i’m still jet lagged but really want to catch up on my favorite blogs. i think i need to just let this go and catch up when i’m bored in a month. ok, i’ve let it go. can barely keep...
dear america, while i was away i did not miss seeing big fake breasts hearing a cellphone conversation in the bathroom stall next to mine rednecks & douchebags children on leashes small talk your poor customer service your lack of quality public transportation the inability to walk around in my neighborhood at night pollen i did miss smiles from strangers diet coke (coke zero is...
I have been traveling for 7 hours now and I haven’t even gotten on the plane yet! American cancelled our flight and now we have an additional layover in LA. This is such a crappy way to end an awesome trip. 2 days of traveling; Kyoto to shinagawa to Tokyo to LA to Dallas to Atlanta.
i went to spa world tonight for only $10. it was amazing and the best deal in japan so far. why don’t we have bath houses in the states?
I went to Tokyu Hands today. It’s my new favorite store and of course it’s only in japan. Sorry to be crude but I hadn’t pooped in awhile and all of a sudden I had to go. Luckily the store had a nice bathroom with an actual toilet. The toilets here have tons of buttons; fake flush, preparation ???, “powerful scent”, and a few others. As I’m going I push...
hey mary- you failed to mention that there isn’t any diet coke in japan! i’ve been having withdrawals. and no, coke zero, coke, pepsi, and pepsi one are not even close.
goodbye tokyo. it’s been swell and i’ll sure miss you. hello osaka! hopefully you’ll be warmer and sunnier.
I saw the ocean today and found the village i’d like to call home. Pictures soon.