have a good weekend tumblrs
i’ll be sure to take lots of shitty iphone photos of me dancing tonight.
guess who's puttin on her ted danson shoes...
me - yay!!!!
Sorry, No C.O.D.s
alexieileen: I’ve done it. I’ve really done it. I found my get-rich-quick scheme. Are you ready to have your mind blown? I’m inventing an alarm clock that sounds like your dog is about to barf. If you’re like me, you have four alarms set every morning, and you ignore each and every one of them. You end up getting up way too late, and your boss doesn’t like it. However, you could be in a sleep...
conversations with my 4 year old niece
chloe: we're going to miss the movie.
me: we'll make it.
chloe: what are all these red things in front of us?
me: break lights.
me: because there is traffic and we have to wait our turn to drive.
chloe: it's just a car collection out here!
chloe: can you get in the other lane?
me: no, i have to make a turn soon.
me: where should we go to dinner?
chloe: the ham sandwich shop
me: ummm, no. how about mexican?
chloe: ok, i'll get cheese dip and a ham sandwich.
i just kicked ass at jeopardy! this never happens. it probably had to due with the ridiculously easy categories; the 7 dwarfs, punctuation, & this old house. i always cringe when it comes time for the contestants to tell their stories. there’s always someone with a really boring story and i feel so bad for them (because that would probably be me) unless alex makes fun of them, then...
dear sewing machine, you are a stupid piece of fucking shit. i hate your guts. i have finally realized that it’s not me, it’s you. it’s so over between us. eat shit, krista i am convinced that candid camera has installed a switch and a camera in my sewing machine. every single time i have one last piece to sew, something breaks. it never fails. one day you’ll see...
being lazy is a vicious cycle. i’m sick of it but too lazy to make a change.
Depression is such a cruel punishment. There are no fevers, no rashes, no blood...– Unknown. (via hausofandrew) (via exiledsoul) (via dominickbrady)
one of my favorite things
as i’ve mentioned before i have a small house so if a new piece of furniture comes in, something must go out. most of the stuff i get rid of is nice but usually needs minor repairs and i just don’t have the time to fix it and sell it, so it gets put on the curb. i will watch that curb like a hawk in the hopes of seeing who takes it. i once put out a really cool brushed metal dresser...
A drugstore where time stands still. →
dosomethingprettywhileyoucan: Utterly amazing video of a drugstore that was shut decades ago with its stock still in place. Found on the LiveJournal Abandoned Places community. i wish i could have been at the sale. i would have scooped up so many of those treasures!