must be nice
the person beforeme at the atm left their receipt showing a balance of $35,512.17.
i woke up to the smell of something sweet. i rolled over in bed and laying next to me was jack from lost. he smiled and handed me a jelly donut. then i really woke up, smiling.
vegan cheesy mexican rice & beans
this is the 4th day in a row i’ve had some variation of rice & beans. here is today’s recipe (serves 4). it’s soooo easy and yummy. bring 1 can of rotel & 1 cup of water to a boil add 1&1/2 cups of instant rice; cover and set aside for 5 minutes in a different pot, mix 1 can of drained pinto beans, 1/2 cup of monterey jack veggie shreds, 1/2 cup of taco sauce,...
what follows i don't care friday?
spastic colon sunday. these guys are so fucking funny.
i don't care friday
hoops & yoyo: i don’t care friday
a colleague of mine, who probably makes twice as much as i do, just asked me how to send a hyperlink in an email. isn’t life fair?!?
well, this is a first (from the comments)
jaimeleigh: “hello From Italia. You are very beautiful, I think! Please if you post a picture of your feet I will be very gracious towards you! Hello from Italy I have a very loving feeling with a beautiful woman beautiful feet!” if you decide to post a picture could you give us a warning please? i hate pictures of feet, well, feet in general. except mine. mine are nice. being surrounded by...
Cat Ladies, A Documentary That Explores The Real... →
(via studiesinscarlet) i thought this might be funny. the preview alone made me cry.
fabric envelope tutorial
note to self....
next time you are at the ga dome and the 15 drunk dudes sitting in front of you get into an all out brawl, don’t stand there screaming, STOP! SIT DOWN! THERE ARE CHILDREN AROUND! because those aren’t your kids and it’s not like they are going to stop. just get out of the way quickly.
i really hope it's popsicle day today.
(via spontaneouslove) yesterday my coworker asked me how to spell popsicle…. me: popsicle coworker: wow, that’s not even close to what i had. me: how did you spell it? coworker: popcycle; but i knew it didn’t look right. me: look right?!? how about sound right? apparently she says popsicle like a redneck.
fuck you movie talker and loud popcorn eaters.