baby bangs; for freak moms.
sometimes i feel like i may be on candid camera,
or a new show i don’t know about called “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?” i was in mexico on my honeymoon last week. i feel fine. i am not coughing, sneezing, or feeling yucky. a co-worker (actually the second one) sent me an email about the first case of swine flu in georgia; a lady who was in mexico a little over a week ago. after the email she called, i didn’t answer, then...
i thought my need to collect was getting better. for a few weeks i just didn’t have the time to go thrifting and i was actually ok with it. i even began to think that my collections were complete. until now. if i don’t go to my favorite thrift stores on saturday i may explode. this is one of my favorite things to do; it totally relaxes me and the thought of finding the...
there are few things i like less than small talk; especially with colleagues i cannot relate with in the least bit. i will avoid it at all costs. it’s just plain awkward, makes me feel fake, and gives me anxiety.
i really wish someone would knock on my door right now and hand me a boston creme donut. i’d eat the shit of it.
i’m confused…soofy is on the radar. but i’m not sure if it’s this soofy. hmmm.
Those Major Lazer folks are also spearheading a... →
grizzlby: hitting 22 stops across the USA with a line-up like: Major Lazer (Diplo & Switch) MSTRKRFT Jazzy Jeff Tiga A-Trak Matt & Kim and Santigold i now have plans for july 3rd. who in tumblr land wants to visit me in atlanta for the july 4th weekend and dance dance dance?!?! i’m serious folks.
i just looked at myself in the mirror for the first time since 8am. i look dreadfully tired. i feel tired. this is one of several reasons i’m waiting to have children. if i’m worn out now it’s only going to get worse. i realize this is kind of an oxymoron as i am only getting older. how can someone without kids, who sleeps around 7/8 hours a night and sits the majority of...
arilala: Digable Planets/cool like dat-1993
the daily show
i’ve seen this little guy on a bunch of different sites, mostly russian, but there’s never a link to the artist. i’ve fallen in love and need to know more. does anyone know?
giant pitta attack!
wedding @ the contemporary
i love my friends.
Sat Kirpal Khalsa Is taping his nose upwards for Swine Flu awareness day.
the next person at work who asks me if i brought back the swine flu from mexico and then chuckles is getting a round house kick to the face.
posts from my neighborhood message board...
eguer: looking for free mulch in rtown. just wondering if anyone knew of any? maybe as a result of this recent windstorm? thanks. mitchell: maybe in ur b-hole? almost missed my flight… thanx ksanaks. still fried. did i leave something at ur house? my sack lunch maybe? mitchell: JESUS didn’t mean to send that out to everyone… technology you win again! please ignore,...
at least it looks good...
i’ve been wanting a teapot for awhile now. i found the perfect one at target and received it as a wedding gift. the instructions say not to heat in the microwave or on gas or electric stoves. it actually instructs me to heat the water in a different vessel and transfer to the teapot. are you fucking kidding me???
about my trip to mexico.....
if the spray sunscreen says “no need to rub in” don’t believe the instructions. we were naive and now have spots covering our entire bodies; pure white perfect spray circles and random sections of 2nd degree pinkish/purple burn. we are the people you point at and laugh. aprendí un español pequeño. even though i have a fear of swimming in open waters, i went snorkeling and...
i’m back! did you miss me? this is my kitty and me last night catching up on a week of missed tumblr posts. i told myself i wouldn’t go back, but i couldn’t let it go (ocd). i finally stopped when i reached 200 pages; i think i made it half way. although i did miss tumblr, a week without internet was so very nice and much needed.